FUN ZONE

AAMDANI ATTHANNI KHARCHA RUPAIYA (2001)

2009-09-30T02:57:00.000-07:00

Movie:	Aamdani Athani Kharcha Rupayia (2001)
Starring:	Govinda, Tabbu, Juhi Chawla, Chandrachur Singh, Johnny Lever, Isha Kopikkar

WIFE POEM

2008-11-02T05:41:00.001-08:00

russell peter on jamacians

2008-10-31T06:12:00.000-07:00

ALL ABOARD

2008-10-26T13:48:00.001-07:00

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

DOCTOR AND CLIENT

2008-10-26T13:34:00.001-07:00

A guy goes to his doctor and says,
"Doc, I have a problem."

"My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday."

"I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

The man says, "You have a deal Doc."

Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.

The doctor asks, "What happened"?

The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"

WEIGHT LOSS

2008-10-26T13:32:00.001-07:00

Two guys are in a bar and the guy says to his friend, "I wanna lose 10 pounds."

His friend says, "Okay give me one hundred dollars."

The guy gives him the money and leaves the bar.

A day later a hot chick is in the guy's front yard. She says, "If you can catch me, I will have sex with you."

The guy chases her around for an hour and loses 10 pounds.

The next day a guy tells the first guy's friend, "I wanna lose 20 pounds."

The friend says, "Okay give me two hundred dollars."

The second guy gives the friend the money and leaves.

The next day a hot chick is in the second guy's yard.

She says, "If you can catch me you can have sex with me."

The second guy chases her around for two hours and loses 20 pounds.

The next day a fast olympic athlete tells the guys' friend he wants to lose 30 pounds.

The guys' friend thinks and then finally says, "Okay give me three hundred dollars."

The athlete gives him the money and leaves.

The next day there's a 10 foot tall, male gorilla in his yard with a sign that says, "If I catch you, you have to have sex with me."

SOME FUNNY COLLECTIONS

2008-10-23T11:54:00.001-07:00

TELLING EVERY ONE

2008-10-22T05:09:00.001-07:00

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.

The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" "Because I'm telling everybody!"

TOP FUNNY WOMAN ACCIDENTS

2008-10-22T02:36:00.000-07:00

12 WOMEN AND I MAN

2008-10-22T02:16:00.000-07:00

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last.

The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too."

The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"

10 TOP SIGNS YOU ARE ADDICTED TO INTERNET

2008-10-21T14:28:00.000-07:00

You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
And even your night dreams are in HTML.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.

OLD WOMAN AND OLD MAN

2008-10-21T14:23:00.000-07:00

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

EDDIE MURPHY

2008-10-21T14:18:00.000-07:00

stand up comedy - Martin Lawrence, Chris Tucker and Bernie M

2008-10-21T14:15:00.000-07:00

BIFF'S QUESTION SONG

2008-10-20T11:42:00.001-07:00

dam spirit

2008-10-20T04:07:00.000-07:00

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Can you pass me the damn potatoes!"

RETURN OF TERRY TALE

2008-10-20T03:50:00.000-07:00

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WEDDING

2008-10-20T03:29:00.000-07:00

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FUNNY DUM ASS..

2008-10-20T03:09:00.000-07:00

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WIERD BREAK UP LINES

2008-10-19T10:31:00.000-07:00

I guess i am turnin out to be a gay so its time for us to break off

Honey .. its nt me, its u

viagra banned, we gotta break up !

u seem to endanger my bachlerhood so now v need to break up.

Now that ur sis is married i dont c anyponit of continuin with u, i am callin it off

u r a VIrgo....sorry we need to break up

u remind more as a sister... time to hung up baby!!!!!

shakin it up IS bettr than u!

u dont excite ny part of ma body now,,,so hurrrrrrrr

FUNNY QUOTES

2008-10-19T04:25:00.000-07:00

"Reality is the illusion caused by the lack of alcohol"

A bird in hand is always better than two flying above and shitting on you.

Attitude is like an underwear...you must wear it but never show it.

"whenever i find key to success ,someone changes the lock"

I was too lazy to start something.... I got reputation for patience!!

You were so cute when you were born, what happened now

hard work never kill anyone but why take risk

how can i miss you if you dont go away

man has three sizes large,extra large and oh my god

Statistics are like mini skirts, they hide much more than, what they show

I am not completely useless .. I can be used as a bad example.

50 YEAR OLD NIGHTIE

2008-10-19T03:59:00.000-07:00

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.

That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.

She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"

He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked.

He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to s**k the life out of those big ***** and screw your brains out.' "

She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."

THE EFFECT OF BEER ON MAN !

2008-10-18T06:18:00.001-07:00

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OFF THE VEGAS

2008-10-18T04:51:00.000-07:00

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

SAMPLE MoDERN LoVE LETTER .

2008-10-18T01:37:00.001-07:00

SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER

Dearest Samantha,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely, Max

MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER

Dear Max,

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.

However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.

I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps, Samantha!

A PERFECT DAY - HIS / HER

2008-10-17T14:40:00.000-07:00

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 B*****b.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 B*****b.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 B*****b.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight B*****b. Sleep

EVOLUTION OF MAN AND WOMAN

2008-10-17T11:49:00.000-07:00

Evolution in the life's of man and woman..

How much progress both of them made....

RUSSELL PETER - BE A MAN

2008-10-17T01:19:00.000-07:00

STUPIDITY OVER TV

2008-10-16T11:46:00.002-07:00

racism in elivator

2008-10-16T05:08:00.000-07:00

BANNED COMMERCIAL , FUNNY AS HELL

2008-10-16T05:02:00.000-07:00

RUSSELL PETER

2008-10-15T12:18:00.000-07:00

INDIAN ACCENT

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH SMART REPLIES

2008-10-14T06:41:00.000-07:00

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try  again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also
spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the
money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry.. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on  whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10.. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle ........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
flames!!!

VIAGRA

2008-10-13T03:17:00.000-07:00

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, "Where the hell are you going"?

She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He says, "Why, what do you need?"

She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

Wooing woman doggie - style

2008-10-11T14:58:00.000-07:00

FINDING YOURSELF

2008-10-11T03:42:00.000-07:00

BE TRUE TO YOURSELF AND YOU CAN KNOW IN LAST WHAT TYPE OF PERSONALITY YOU HAVE.

RUSSELL PETERS

2008-10-10T13:32:00.000-07:00

RUSSELL PETERS - BEATING YOUR KIDS

THIS WORK CANT BE DONE BETTER THAN THIS . RUSSELL PETERS IS THE BEST IN HIS WORK .

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLUM ? THINK OF THEM

2008-10-10T02:44:00.000-07:00

YOU THINK YOU HAVE BURDON , SO THINK OF THIS

HAVE MANY FRIENDS ? DID ANY ONE LOYAL

IS YOUR SALARY LOW ? THINK OF HIM.

YOU THINK YOUR OLD AND CANT DO WORK ?

DONT HAVE ADEQUATE RESOURSE FOR STUDIES ?

FEEL LIKE GIVING UP . ? JUST THINK OF THIS MAN .

YOU HAVE BIGGER TENSION THAN THEM ?

SOME REALLY FUNNY IMAGES

2008-10-09T08:51:00.001-07:00

COMPUTER DEPENDENCY TEST

2008-10-09T01:41:00.000-07:00

Computer Dependency Test
Here's a quick & very simple test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.

Q: How Many Legs You Have?

To find out the answer, look down...

LOOK DOWN NOT SCROLL DOWN..

FRIENDSHIP

2008-10-07T11:11:00.000-07:00

TO OUR FRIENDS .

BEAUTIFULL FLOWERS TO OUR FRIENDS

AFRICAN PUZZLE FOR YOU

2008-10-07T03:37:00.000-07:00

HERE IS A PUZZLE

IMAGINE YOU ARE IN AFRICA . YOU HAVE BEEN TIED HANGING ON A TREE WITH A ROPE ANCHORED ON THE GROUND , A CANDLE IS SLOWLY BURNING THE ROPE , AND THE LION IN WAITING FOR YOU TO DROP AND BE HIS LUNCH.

YOUR SURVIVAL HINGES ON THE ROPE STAYING INTACT , THERE IS NO ONE AROUND TO HELP YOU ...... WHAT YOU DO NOW

THINK OF ANSWER BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN

SING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

YOU DID IT

2008-10-06T01:56:00.000-07:00

NOT EVERY TREE CAN STAND THIRST

BUT CACTUS DID IT

NOT EVERY FLOWER CAN REPRESENT LOVE

BUT ROSES DID IT

NOT EVERY MONKEY CAN READ E-MAILS

BUT CONGRATS.. YOU DID IT ...

LORD KRISHNA

2008-10-05T13:03:00.000-07:00

SOME IMAGES OF "LORD KRISHANA "

30 YEARS FROM NOW

2008-10-05T10:01:00.000-07:00

HOW YOU LOOK LIKE 30 YERAS FROM NOW . HAVE YOU IMAGINED.. WE HAVE IMAGINED SOME OF THE FAMOUS PERSONALITIES , HOW THEY LOOK AFTER 30 YEARS

BEAUTIFULL MADHURI DIXIT LOOK SOME HOW LIKE THIS .

THIS IS OUR FAMOUS BODY BUILDER ... 30 YEARS FROM NOW THERE WILL BE ONLY BODY AND WHERE THE BUILDER GONE..

MISS ASHWARYA OR MRS BATCCHAN .. OR MISS UNIVERSE .. HOW BEAUTIFULL SHE IS AFTER 30 YEARS .

EVER GREEN BEAUTY .. REKHA ..

NO ONE KNOWS WHEN SHE IS GOING TO GET A BIT OLDER .. IN THREE FACES SHE LOOK SAME AS BEFORE

AMITABH BACCHAN ...

IS THIS A GAME

2008-10-04T10:29:00.000-07:00

Is this a game ... What you name it ...

I think increase in no of balls from 1 to 2

And the size become a bit smaller ..

what you think about this

oooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppsssssssssss

It Hurts

MIRACLES OF NATURE

2008-10-04T05:42:00.000-07:00

These are some of the natures miracle .

To make this type of art is not a human effort .. But nature need not make any effort in making these types of beautifull sculptures

A kangroo drinking water , so perfection in this art .. did you find it good

A face of a sleeping man . its on a huge mountain . the picture is taken from around the distance of 5 km ..

Sleeping cat . The early morning sun when gave first light on the cat its look like a golden cat .

guess it ... ita a rino or a elephant ...

I think you can guess it properly

Its a sign of devotution ..mountains all over the places look like joining hands and welcoming all of the world to the beautifull place

A crocodile

Its not a fish lying on the sea shore ....

Its a rock emerge from the sea

A camel looking north

DARE DEVIL BIKE

2008-10-03T06:15:00.000-07:00

This bike is for the ride of devil only ........

This haa a engine of 1500 cc and a daring look .

see this one and rate it

BEST ILLUSION EVER CREATED

2008-10-02T07:39:00.001-07:00

"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honours the servant and has forgotten the gift."
A. Einstein

This has to be the best illusion ever created.

If you look at the above images from your seat in front of the co mputer, Mr. Angry is on the left, and Ms.Calm is on the right.

Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet, and PRESTO!! they switch places!!

It is said this illusion was created by Phillippe G.Schyns and Aude Oliva of the University of Glasgow .

Does this prove that we sometimes may not be seeing what's actually there?.

DO THEY REALLY EXIST ?

2008-10-01T13:41:00.000-07:00

Ghosts, what are they, where do they come from, and why is it that they proceed to exist on another world so close to are living world? There are so many questions involved with Ghosts or spirits, which every you may prefer to call them. Unfortunately the world has a huge lack of knowledge on the subject at hand here. There is so much to learn and so little is known about the paranormal events surrounding ghosts. Most people classify ghosts as seeing an apparition, but what they don’t know is that ghosts are classified as different forms. You have ectoplasm, orbs, spirits, poltergeists, vortex, shadows, and much, much more. Verifying which classification the ghost might be is pretty simple now,

These are some of the pictures taken accidently and according to source are not addited ...

This is a picture of a gallary where the man which appears in front of gate did'nt look like a living person ...

Then what is it ? Do have have any solution ? Do we know the truth yet ?

These are also some of the pictures taken and in these a clear view is getting , that there is some one in the pictures that is not from this world ..

They are between us so comfertably and we even dont realise their presence.

This picture is taken by a tourist on a vacassion .

they accidently taken this picture and when they developed it . thet cant belive on what they are in there hand..

or this is a edited work ....

DID ghost really exist . are they near by us all the time .

COMPANIES NEW LOGO'S

2008-10-01T06:26:00.000-07:00

Have'nt you got bored while seeing the old logo's of the old companies ..

Here we are , taking some new logo's of some companies .

GOOGLE is always ahead in googly ... so he made two logos and which clearly tells its motive ..

"Octopus" depicts that google has longest and more hands than any one else.

" Hot girl " depicts that google is always forward in every thing and serves you better according to your needs

FIREFOX focus more on hot theme ... Instead of fox it take a cat because he thinks that cat is small version of fox .

FIRE + FOX = FIREFOX

Windows is coming up with this new logo . CEO of windows thing elephants are cool and big thats why he choose elephant in back ...

He things that much modification if enough

WORLD'S MOST HONEST LADY

2008-10-01T03:11:00.000-07:00

Have you ever thought of a lady that is complitly honest ...

Here we are giving you a picture of a lady that is complitly honest to every one and no one question about that ...

This is really a daring act but this honest lady did it ....

This is only a fun topic .. it has nothing to deal with the fact

BACK TO SCHOOL TIMES

2008-09-30T10:49:00.000-07:00

Are you a bright student in the school ??..i am not ..

teacher told me many times not to repeat a single mistake but i do it as if i love to do it .

english seems like urdu

geomatry is like picaso drawing

formulas are never ending , just got enlarege and enlarge

Have a look here and you can guess

.. We have a very nice writing so read carefully

WHAT DOES mArrIAgE MEANS

2008-09-30T06:37:00.000-07:00

Marrige is how happily we live , how much understanding is in our lives ..

It is worth giving and taking the things . we bound a strong bond in marriage and we always love to be with each other ..

Let us see some some glances of marraige life

PROPOSING EACH OTHER IS THE FIRST STEP AND IS ONLY THE GOOD THING IN MARRIAGE

THEN YOU REALISE THAT YOU ARE STUCK INA TRAP WHICH IS LOOKING VERY GOOD FROM OUTSIDE

THINKING HOW COOL YOUR PARNET IS AND HOW HAPPY YOU ARE

THESE ARE THE FACTS OF LIFE .....

ONE HAS TO ACCEPT THIS AND MUST SEE THIS BEFORE GETTING MARRIED ...

HAPPY MARRIED LIFE

CUTE COMBINATIONS OF BABIES AND CATS

2008-09-30T04:09:00.002-07:00

IS THAT A CAT COPY OR A COPY CAT ....

Some interesting images where some cute childrens where in a exact copy cat os cats ..

These are really funny and a very sweet combination .

Find the similarity between the two . Is cat looking more gracefull or child looking more like cat .

CUTE COMBINATIONS OD CHILDS AND CATS

2008-09-30T04:09:00.001-07:00

REAL KING IS HERE

2008-09-29T14:33:00.000-07:00

who is the real king ... these are the real king ..... of india ..

Stylish king and gorgious queen out on the ramp..

WEDDING OF THE YEAR

2008-09-29T01:31:00.000-07:00

Love is in the air . and love is also blind . !!!!!

you cant imagine this to be true .. but a couple of alaska m

ade it true ..

So all the batchlers , dont worry . some one is there for you also . you just have to wait for the right time ..

Introducing the weddin party:

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride

CUTE COUPLE IN THE ROMANTIC MOOD .......

MOMENT ONCE IN A LIFE TIME

WORLD LARGEST BIRYANI

2008-09-28T15:57:00.001-07:00

These images are not for the people having high eating habbits and can disturb them ...

they can go out of there mind and can demand for food on the spot ...

even i cant control my self ..

The question is how they manage to collect that much meat on a place and how much time they take to complete it ...

did any one have the ans

LALU IS GENIOUS

2008-09-28T04:27:00.000-07:00

Lalu yadav has a great sense of humor and he can tackle every situation . there is a situation where he is going to parliament for a conferance and in the way he meets with mayawati ..

the lovely conversation takes place there ...

Worlds most dangerous weapons

2008-09-27T04:42:00.000-07:00

DEADLY WEAPONS

This is a low cost tanker invented by western countries which is giving very good results.. It has shooting range of 250 km and they also have a special type of feature " motion sensor " .they can feel the danger from very long distance and report to the incharge so the necessary measures can be taken.........!!

This is not a frog as it look likes .. it is greatest assasin in the history ..It can breach any security and highly equiped with latest sofesticated weapons..

He has a self mechanisam to destroy any living thing within its range of 2 meters thats why it is used only on high profile missions ............

WORLD WAR 3

2008-09-27T04:34:00.000-07:00

SOME OF THE EQUIPMENTS USED IN WORLD WAR 3 ........

This is the flying combo jet sparrow with a combination of missiles and snipper .. it can fire till the range of 500 meter ... major advantage is that it saves patrol..

BRIEF HISTORY OF LOVERS

2008-09-26T14:17:00.000-07:00

This type of history may never be repeted ...

and these are the remains of the greatest lovers from the history ..

have a look..

Which cricketer is this ... guess

2008-09-25T00:36:00.000-07:00

How many of famus person you can cought like this . this one is from the college times of one of the legends in the cricket history .

you cant belive and he is so much in the charactor that to identify him is very hard ..

This is the picture taken when he taken part in the school drama and played the role of a lady .

If you cant guess it till now... its non other than

SACHIN TENDULKAR

take a look agian and now you can identify him ....

What dirty thinks in your mind...?

2008-09-25T00:12:00.000-07:00

Last week was my 30th birthday and i really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”

We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.

And I just sat there…

On the couch…

Naked.

What'd You Think?

BOYS GO CRAZY

2008-09-24T01:37:00.001-07:00

In this flash file buys go totally crazzy about girl ..

Its a work of a real genius ..

BITTER EXPERINACE

2008-09-24T00:40:00.001-07:00

This situation remind me some of my past bitter experinaces .!!

once i have stucked in the basket not the one like this but i cant lift myself up from it when my brother come instead of taking me out he started taking my pictures and start calling others ..

I just want to get out of that stuff and get rid of all the awkward situation . this boy just remind me the same story ...

Did you ever been in this type of situation ....

OPPOSITE DAY

2008-09-23T04:17:00.000-07:00

pictures taken from the source

SOME FUNNY THINGS

2008-09-23T04:08:00.000-07:00

WHAT HURTS MOST

2008-09-23T01:02:00.000-07:00

As sumita wake up in the morning . She was very tensed and very excited too .!

Today is the moment for which she is waiting for too long , its like a life time . Its like a moment when a child is going to school for the first time and he wants to go too and afraid to of a new life ahead ....

Today is sumita's marrige .. she is sad as she has to leave his family today and very exited too because she is getting engaged to a boy whom she love and after many difficulties due to diffrent religon , they finally succeded .

Every one in the family is exited and waiting for the ceremony in the evening . Sumita has to do lots fo packaging and lots of work and everyone in the family is too busy to help her .

finally the moment come when Sumita and david got married .. and sunita take a leave from his family and go with david ..

After the hectic schedule of the ceremony she fell asleep as soon as she fell on the bed..!

And when she woke up in the morning at her most amazement .. she is at her home only and thats a dream . First thing she did is to Pick up the receiver and call david and told about the dream .....

They both wish this to come true ....

GREATEST HUNTER BEING HUNTED

2008-09-22T03:42:00.002-07:00

Going on the holiday on a beach . ? This time you dont have to afraid of the shark .!! its octopus now

Shark is known to be the greatest hunter in the sea , did anyone dare to hunt this hunter in its own origin .

This shark is being hunted by an octopus .

This rare video where a octopus cleverly make a trap for the shark

CREN PROJECT

2008-09-22T03:26:00.001-07:00

How safe is the project . Whole france and swiss are on the stake ..

This is small happening , by which the whole project delayed by two months .. what happen when two protones collide at the speed of approzimatly light .. this is the statement of authorities on the incident

Geneva, 20 September 2008. During commissioning (without beam) of the final LHC sector (sector 34) at high current for operation at 5 TeV, an incident occurred at mid-day on Friday 19 September resulting in a large helium leak into the tunnel. Preliminary investigations indicate that the most likely cause of the problem was a faulty electrical connection between two magnets, which probably melted at high current leading to mechanical failure. CERN ’s strict safety regulations ensured that at no time was there any risk to people.

A full investigation is underway, but it is already clear that the sector will have to be warmed up for repairs to take place. This implies a minimum of two months down time for LHC operation. For the same fault, not uncommon in a normally conducting machine, the repair time would be a matter of days.

Is Apple For India

2008-09-21T00:12:00.000-07:00

Is the Apple phone really for india ?
Are indians like i-phone or its the price that only 10000 models are sold on 1 month of its release .

APPLE i PHONE is quite unique and stylish .It is around 12 mm thick and has a 3.5 inch high resolution screen. The features are quite amazing as it can be easily operated by a soft touch of your fingers .You can easily scroll up and down right and left by a soft touch of your fingers. I must say that the operating software of this phone is the best to date as everything moves so quick and fast. In some earlier phones like sony the operating system always got stuck. But in this phone with the capacity of inbuild memory of 8 GB it works very well.

Also there is a i pod in this phone. The video playing quality of this phone is fantastic but it does not have video recording. You can store movies in this phone(from pc or net) and the quality is as good as a dvd movie. For the songs the sound is not very loud in the speaker but is good when listened through the headphone. The incoming and outgoing call quality is not very good sometimes but overall it is o.k.

Camera - 2MP
There is no vedio recording in the phone.